the bird is the word

so i decided to get one of these bloggy things. here goes!

i invented a steering wheel that heats your hands. It's true i did. Calling every major car company is on my list of things to do tomorrow... low on the list.... very low, buts it's there.

speaking of cars i need a new one. The 89 celebrity ain't cuttin it. My transmission has managed to get stuck in 3rd gear every time i get off the highway. I pull up to a red light and my car shuts off... i have to turn it on and punch the gas, then drop it in drive right away so it can jump back into 3rd gear again. It's scary but at the same time makes me feel like a stunt driver... but, you know... in Pilsen.

I'm getting a new cellphone!! HOORAY! after debating a switch to verizon, Ang and I decided to stay with AT&T. i should be getting this guy this week sometime... i don't know why i feel as though i need a new phone, but Ang is getting a new one so i should get a new one too... so there.

so i don't know how to end this blog thing... so i thought i'd try to end each blog with a quote that someone said.

"This is the original vocal synthesizer" - Ricky, drunk, singing a TRAIN song, while pointing at his beer